Vice City Flu
Vice City Flu · $SICKDAY
You · Mon 8:59 AM

Boss, I’m gonna be sick Thursday.

How do you know in advance?
Boss · Read 9:01 AM
Call in sick
Tap the thermometer to check your temperature
Form 19-C · Outbreak monitor

Fever countdown

The temperature climbs until the release of GTA VI on November 19, 2026. At zero, the whole office is out.

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00Days
00Hours
00Mins
00Secs

Counting down to Nov 19, 2026, 12:00 AM in your local time.

98.6100102104°F
98.6°FFEVER LEVEL
Form 19-A · Leave request

The Sick-Day Generator

Free, instant, no wallet. Get an out-of-office card for November 19, then screenshot it or save it.

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Auto-replyOut of office

Out of
office.

Sick-day auto-reply.

Your excuse shows up here. Tap generate.

Status:
Approved by
Vice City HR Nov 19
$SICKDAYVice City Flu
Form 19-D · Patient photo

PFP Quarantine Lab

Roll a one-of-a-kind pixel patient with a thermometer in their mouth, or pixelate your own photo into the sunset. Pick a frame and save it as your profile picture.

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Round profile crops trim the corners, so the face and name stay in the middle.

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Backdrop
Frame
Case file · Patient zero

The Vice City Flu

$SICKDAY is the joke that everyone is going to call in sick on November 19.

The plan is simple. Stay home and play GTA 6. The excuse is already written. They caught the Vice City Flu.

Symptoms include sudden calendar clearing, a suspiciously strong internet connection, and a cough that only starts when the boss calls. No known cure. Mild improvement expected Friday. Probably.

Day 0 · Monday

Patient zero

Someone texts the boss that Thursday looks rough. Nobody asks how they know.

Day 1–2

Incubation

Meetings quietly move. Storage space gets cleared. Coughing is practiced.

Day 3 · Nov 19

Outbreak

Out of office, all at once. The sunset is rendering at full strength.

Day 4 · Friday

Recovery

Everyone returns, fully healed. See you Friday. Probably.

symptom_checker
Do you have it?
Symptoms
Diagnosis

Suspiciously healthy

Tick any symptom that sounds familiar.

Exhibits A and B

Evidence

Everyone on my shift tested positive for November 19.
The thermometer does not lie.
Form 19-B · Coin details

The prescription

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Name
Vice City Flu
Ticker
$SICKDAY
Network
Solana
Contract

This is a joke coin built on a meme. It has no promised value. Only spend what you are fine losing, and always check the contract address against the official one before you trade.

See you Friday. Probably.